Week 13 Recap

🏆 Rondy Royal Rumble — Week 13 Recap

“Hope is fading, dreams are dying, and someone’s about to miss playoffs by 0.02 points.”

🏆 Weekly High Score

By 0.35 points, Rob pulled off the fantasy version of a dine-and-dash — sneaking the weekly high score bonus from Adam at the last second.

That’s Rob’s third weekly bonus of the season, meaning he’s now earned more from fantasy than DJ has from starting his RB2 all year.

💀 Biggest Blowout

No change. Just like Matt’s playoff hopes.

🤏 A Win’s a Win

 Andy nearly snatched this crown of shame with a weak-sauce 104.20 win over Matt, but Chad’s legendary 104.00 Week 7 “win” still holds the belt.

So close, yet still so unwatchable.

☠️ Survivor Pool

Only two remain: Adam and Chad.

Adam leads by 20 points heading into the final week of the Survivor Pool. But one rogue waiver wire start, one unexpected goose egg, one Patriots game… and it’s wide open.

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🥊  Matchups

The BIG Show vs Any Given Sundae

 Chris needed a win like DJ needs a trade partner. Instead, he got 28 points from the Seahawks defense… and still lost.

Adam survives by 3 points — a win that clinches nothing new, but helps keep Chris in a cold sweat. Two weeks left. He’s not dead. But he’s definitely shivering.

Man DIESEL vs X Gon’ Gibbs It To Ya

 Chad came into this one as a lock for playoffs. Jason came in clawing for the 4-seed like a man who bet the farm on the Patriots defense.

Which, uh… worked?

A last-minute sack in the Monday night game gave Jason a 0.4 point win, and probably shaved two years off Chad’s life.

Chad’s still comfortably in. Jason is now the playoff grim reaper — lurking just outside the door, sickle in hand, waiting.

Tua 3, 4 Concussions vs Tua-Tang Clan

Andy remains the master of doing just enough.

He didn’t look good. His team didn’t look good. But lucky for him, Matt looked like a team that accidentally left its starters in Cabo.

Matt couldn’t break 100, and Andy continues to hang around the playoff bubble like a bad smell in a warm room.

Matt is officially eliminated — a heroic run that ends in a ditch. No shame. Just silence.

Team Cady vs nWo4LIFE

Rob needed a win to stay alive. DJ needed a win to… feel anything?

Instead, Rob steamrolled him like he was trying to reset his Points For average manually.

DJ offered no resistance. Rob keeps pace in the playoff race. And DJ? Well… the floor is cold, but at least it’s consistent.

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🔥 Final Thoughts

• Chad and Adam are in.

• Matt and DJ are out.

• Andy, Jason, Rob, and Chris are fighting over two playoff spots, and it’s gonna come down to tie-breakers, bloodshed, and at least one heartbreaking Monday night collapse.

  
  

Week 14 will be brutal. Week 15 will be chaos. One of you is going to miss playoffs by decimals, and that’s exactly how it should be.