Week 8 Recap

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It was a week of tricks, no treats, and some teams that came back from the dead…

⚰️ Tua 3, 4 Concussions vs. Any Given Sundae

Andy’s QB situation is starting to look like a haunted carousel — and every ride is cursed.

This week’s starter? Caleb Williams, who haunted Andy with a bone-chilling 14 points. It’s been four weeks since Lamar Jackson was last seen alive. Rumor has it, he’s stuck in a portal between dimensions (or maybe just questionable on the injury report).

Meanwhile, Adam summoned his usual horror show: another 30+ from Jonathan Taylor, and a Rashee Rice ghost story that ended in 20+ points, straight out of a post-suspension revenge flick.

Andy drops his 2nd straight and slips toward the playoff shadows. Adam? Quietly riding a 4-game win streak to the top of the graveyard leaderboard.

🧟‍♂️ Man DIESEL vs. Team Cady

The biggest horror of the week? The Jets Defense.

Chad went full monster mode. Breece Hall and Saquon each broke 30, Josh Allen played like Frankenstein's cannon-armed cousin, and surprise creature Troy Franklin rose from the WR2 grave to drop 27.

Rob? Rob tried. He even summoned the Bengals Defense to feast on the rotting corpse of the NY Jets. Unfortunately, the Jets rose from the dead — just long enough to torch his defense for 39 points and their only win of the season.

Sometimes you’re the killer. Sometimes you're the guy who trips over nothing and dies in the opening scene.

Chad makes it 3 wins in a row, and now haunts 2nd place. Rob drops to 5th, still trying to find a pulse.

🧛‍♂️ nWo4LIFE vs. The BIG Show

One crawled up from the bottom… the other tried to rise from the crypt of irrelevance.

DJ showed fight — 30+ from Tucker Kraft, 25 from his defense, and just enough momentum to scare Chris senseless.

But The BIG Show answered with 30 from James Cook, a few clutch ghostly assists, and the power of barely enough.

Chris snaps a 3-game losing streak and claws his way back into playoff contention. DJ? Four straight losses. The lights are flickering. The spirits are restless. And hope is fading fast.

🎃 X Gon’ Gibbs It To Ya vs. Tua-Tang Clan

This one came down to the wire… and a couple of literal zeroes.

Matt, cursed by the schedule gods all season, faced off against Jason, who has yet to win back-to-back games. Fittingly, this match was a jump scare — decided by just 1.5 points.

Despite starting TWO players who scored ZERO, Matt somehow escaped with a win. Probably sold his soul. Jason, once again, fails to build any momentum and drops to 6th.

Matt rises to 7th — a Halloween miracle. Jason’s streak of being a fantasy tease continues.

💸 Bonus Round

🧛‍♀️ Weekly High Score

Chad returns to the top of the mountain with 196 points, and becomes the first to win Weekly High Score three times this season.

It’s his league. We’re just victims.

💀 Biggest Blowout

And of course, with that score, Chad also claims back the Blowout bonus.+75 margin of victory — a new benchmark for embarrassment.

🧟 A Win’s a Win

No change in the standings — the ghastliest win still holds the throne. The spirits have spoken... and they’re unimpressed.

☠️ Survivor Pool Watch

Chad, who nearly got the axe last week, exploded for nearly 200 and banished any doubt. Andy, meanwhile, followed up two mediocre scores with the ultimate curse: elimination.

RIP.

🕷️ Final Thoughts

We survived Bye Week Armageddon, but some teams came out looking like they belong in a casket.

• Adam’s on a heater.

• Chad is a juggernaut.

• DJ’s about to enter the Upside Down.

• Matt just beat someone with two zeroes in his lineup.

You think Halloween is scary? Week 9 has byes, injuries, and revenge games.

And nobody is safe.