Week 14 Recap

The penultimate week served up everything we love about fantasy football: heartbreak, hilarity, and just enough chaos to keep things spicy. With the playoff picture nearly set, this week locked up some bonuses, dashed some dreams, and left a few teams clinging to hope by their fingernails. Let’s dive in.

Bonus Summaries

Weekly High Score Bonus:

Adam went full fantasy juggernaut, dropping a record-breaking 223 points and claiming his fifth weekly high-score bonus of the season. That’s not just dominance—it’s tyranny.

Biggest Blowout Bonus:

In a cruel twist of fantasy irony, Adam’s monster performance still wasn’t enough to dethrone Josh’s Week 6 +97.65-point beatdown. Josh holds onto the crown and the $20 prize.

A Win’s a Win Bonus:

Rob’s underwhelming 114-point victory from Week 10 remains the pinnacle of scraping by. $20 for Rob.

Survivor Pool:

Chris crushed the Survivor Pool, building a 30-point cushion in Week 13 and slamming the door with 188 points this week. Eight entered, one walked out. Congrats to Chris, our Sole Survivor, and his well-earned $20.

 Matchup Recaps

Team Cady (ROB) vs Tua 3, 4 Concussions (ANDY)

Rob’s team delivered a strong showing, spearheaded by Sam Darnold’s inexplicable 36 points. Andy’s squad was solid across the board, racking up 144 points, but it wasn’t enough. CeeDee Lamb sealed the deal for Rob with a clutch 21 points on Sunday night, handing Andy his fourth straight loss.

Rob is officially playoff-bound. Andy’s playoff hopes now rest on avoiding a fifth straight loss in Week 15.

The BIG Show (CHRIS) vs Trash Panda (JASON)

Chris flexed his top-tier status with 188 points, stomping Jason out of the playoff picture in merciful fashion. Even without Derrick Henry, The BIG Show lived up to its name. Jason’s slim playoff hopes are now officially history, leaving him to ponder what might have been.

nWo4LIFE (DJ) vs THE Gimpledaumus (JOSH)

DJ’s dream season continues! He posted a solid 146 points, leaving Josh a mountain to climb with Chase Brown, Tee Higgins, Rico Dowdle, and the Dallas kicker still to play. Despite a valiant Monday night effort, Josh fell short—both in the matchup and in his playoff hopes.

Josh is officially eliminated, while DJ’s miraculous comeback remains alive and well. He’s one win away from the postseason.

Puttin’ on the Ritz (ADAM) vs Tua-Tang Clan (MATT)

Adam obliterated the scoreboard with his 223-point masterpiece, delivering a fantasy beatdown for the ages. Meanwhile, Matt suffered yet another tragic roster mishap: George Pickens was ruled out 30 minutes before kickoff, but Matt—lost in an Eminem-fueled car karaoke session—didn’t catch the update in time.

Even if Matt had swapped Pickens for Jordan Addison, it wouldn’t have mattered in this one. The real damage lies in the Points For tiebreaker, where Matt trails Andy and DJ by 100+ points. With Andy and DJ squaring off in Week 15, Matt’s playoff hopes are pretty much toast. He gets a pass on the lineup snafu.

Adam, meanwhile, locks up the #1 seed, cementing his dominance with a Points For lead that’s as comfortable as it is terrifying.

Final Thoughts

The bonuses are done and dusted. Congrats to Josh, Rob, and Chris for padding their wallets. As for Jason and Matt, well… better luck next year—you didn’t win a single bonus.

The final week is set up perfectly:

• Adam vs. Chris: The heavyweight bout for top-dog bragging rights.

  
  

• Andy vs. DJ: A straight-up playoff eliminator. Win and you’re in. Lose, and you’re left to sulk in the consolation bracket.

  
  

Will DJ’s miracle run reach its thrilling conclusion? Will Andy complete his collapse with a fifth straight L? And who’s going to rule the fantasy kingdom when it’s all said and done?

A summary of bonuses and fees is below, so everyone knows where they stand. Adam's made the most progress, reducing his liability from $125 to $93. Jason has dug himself deeper in the hole. Matt holds firm with the $125 entry fee. Everyone else is down between $103 - $111