Week 4 Recap

Weekly High Score Bonus

Rob came in like a wrecking ball this week, absolutely obliterating Adam’s previously undefeated team. $10, and a tip-of-the-hat to you Rob.

Biggest Blowout Bonus

No change here, Adam still has the lead with his week 2 victory by +66.75 points.

Win’s a Win Bonus

Josh takes the lead away from Jason, his low score of 116.10 was just enough to beat Matt.

Survivor

Last week, DJ, Matt, and Andy were all staring down elimination like extras in a horror movie. But DJ and Andy both rallied, putting up some of the highest scores of Week 4. That left Matt, who failed to deliver, officially out of the Survivor pool. Maybe next season, Matt—this one's game over for you!

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Puttin’ on the Ritz (ADAM) vs Team Cady (ROB)

Fuck you Rob…

Trash Panda (JASON) vs nWo4LIFE (DJ)

Jason came in hot, riding high on the back of his rookie sensation Malik Nabers, who scored 23.1 points like he had something to prove. But as usual, the fantasy gods had other plans. DJ's team limped into Monday night with three players left, Jason holding two, and all eyes on Jared Goff. Goff apparently took a personal vow to ruin Jason's weekend, tossing a perfect game and effectively putting the Trash Panda out of commission—right along with Seattle's trash-tier defense. DJ notches his first win of the season, while Jason contemplates life without a reliable QB… or defense.

The Josh Allen Show (CHRIS) vs Tua 3, 4 Concussions (ANDY)

This one had all the drama of a Shakespearean tragedy, if Shakespeare wrote about bad fantasy football decisions. Chris got off to a respectable start with Dallas kicker Aubrey putting up 12 points, while Andy bravely—or foolishly—kept rolling with the Cowboys' Defense, which only managed 4 points. That was better than last week, at least, when they tried their best to tank his team. But the real poetic justice came Sunday night, when Chris had his first-round pick, Josh Allen, facing off against Andy's Lamar Jackson. The Bills got absolutely smoked by the Ravens, and if Chris had started any other QB, this recap might look different. But nope—Andy takes the W, and Chris gets to hear more roasting for that Josh Allen pick.

THE Gimpledaumus (JOSH) vs Tua-Tang Clan (MATT)

This was the matchup that should have come with a warning label: "May cause heart palpitations." Matt needed just 4 points to lift himself out of last place, but fate and a few lineup decisions had other ideas. He somehow managed to leave over 100 points on his bench—an impressive feat, really, but not in a good way. Meanwhile, Josh didn’t have Mark Andrews show up (literally, zero points), but he still managed to get most of his lineup decisions right. The result? Josh strolls away with the win while Matt sinks even further into the fantasy football abyss. Tough break, Tua-Tang Clan.

Puttin’ on the Ritz (ADAM) vs Team Cady (ROB) - Revisited

This one started with fireworks and ended with a fizzle. Rob came out swinging with Prescott and CeeDee Lamb putting up nearly 40 points by halftime, but then the 2nd half hit and, well… they must’ve gone out for snacks. Things slowed down, and suddenly the matchup was as tight as a halftime show: Rob with a 51% chance to win, Adam holding onto 49%. But Sunday told a different story. Rob's hot streak continued with Nico Collins, Jonathan Taylor, Stefon Diggs, and even Courtland Sutton coming through. Meanwhile, Adam's team looked like they were playing in quicksand, with Rashee Rice contributing a solid 0 points before getting taken out KC Mafia style by his own QB. Adam’s season, much like Rashee’s, is in danger of disappearing altogether.

We're starting to see how this league is shaping up, and it's clear things are wildly different from last year. It only took until Week 4 for every team to notch at least one win, and no one remains undefeated—a far cry from the nail-biting drama we saw around Week 10-11 last season. With the field wide open, anything can happen. Buckle up, because it's anyone’s game from here on out!