Week 6 Recap

This week we celebrated Indigenous Peoples Day, in which we gather not only to honor the history of those who came before us but to also witness the absolute devastation and carnage of Week 6 in the Rondy Fantasy Football League. Much like the peaceful natives who greeted settlers, some of your fantasy teams didn’t stand a chance against the invasion of points brought by your opponents. Let’s pay homage to the warriors and… well, the ones who couldn’t make it to the end of this week’s battle.

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Chris performed a points raid of epic proportions, completely burning Adam’s village to the ground. A ridiculous 198.45 points? The man didn’t just win; he scalped his opponent and danced around the fantasy football fire. Adam’s team? Left huddling in the ashes.

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Josh snatched the lead from Chris like a warrior reclaiming stolen land. A +97.65 beatdown over Trash Panda leaves you wondering if Jason’s team was even trying to resist. Josh’s win was like a cavalry charge against a group of unarmed villagers—swift, brutal, and over way too soon. Good luck to anyone trying to top that margin.

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Josh, who seems to be collecting bonus points like an enterprising fur trader, still leads. Sometimes you don’t need to win in style—you just need to survive, and Josh is living off that frontier grit.

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Andy thought he was safe, much like settlers believing their fort was impenetrable, only to see it razed to the ground. After last week’s glorious 185-point showing, he slumped to a measly 103 this week, and now he's in the danger zone. But DJ? Well, his tribe was wiped out, never to return. Despite a valiant effort, DJ’s Survivor run is over. The council has spoken. Goodbye DJ, your fantasy flame has been snuffed out.

Here’s how the two-week aggregation went down:

1. Chris (363.50) – leading the war party

2. Josh (294.15) – planning his next raid

3. Rob (290.55) – consistent like a wise elder

4. Andy (288.95) – one week a chief, the next week a settler

5. Adam (278.30) – starting to look like the Donner Party

6. DJ (269.70) – banished to the wastelands

 nWo4LIFE (DJ) vs Team Cady (ROB)

A clash of titans! Okay, maybe not titans, but this was as close as two scouts fighting with wooden sticks. DJ came out swinging with Jordan Love and Chris Godwin scoring around 30 points each, trying to prove that he’s not ready to be sent to the spirit world just yet. Rob, though, was the picture of consistency, like a well-seasoned hunter gathering 14.6 points per player.

DJ was left hoping for some divine intervention, praying for Rob’s RB James Cook to fumble his way to negative points and then get sidelined by a freak injury. But no… Cook was out before the game even started, sealing DJ’s fate like a buffalo trapped in a canyon. Rob barely escapes, propping himself up in 1st place, while DJ’s propping everyone else up from dead last.

Tua-Tang Clan (MATT) vs Tua 3, 4 Concussions (ANDY)

Matt came into this week with the spirit of an undefeated warrior, only to be immediately dealt a blow when Marvin Harrison Jr. went down with a zero scoreline—like an ambush from the trees. But no worries, Andy’s team decided to play smallpox blankets for fantasy football. Isiah Likely, Mike Evans, and Darnell Mooney averaged a pitiful 5 points, and then there was Chris Olave, hitting an incredible negative 0.5 points. That’s right, Olave went full Benedict Arnold on Andy. Ouch.

With Andy faltering, Matt seized the opportunity and scalped his way out of 8th place, moving up to 7th. Andy, still licking his wounds, clings to hope just outside playoff contention in 5th.

Trash Panda (JASON) vs THE Gimpledaumus (JOSH)

Jason’s team performance was so tragic it could be mistaken for a bad folk tale. His lineup averaged 6.29 points per player, a new low so abysmal even the spirits of fantasy football past would weep. Only two of his players cracked double digits, and the rest? About as useful as a broken tomahawk. I don’t think we’ve seen this much tear-inducing trash since the 1970s PSA staring Iron Eyes Cody.

Josh strutted to victory, thanks to Jayden Daniels, AJ Brown, Terry McLaurin and Breece Hall. But even without them, he would’ve beaten Jason by more than 6 points.

Josh struts to a dominating win and pushes himself firmly into 4th place, while Jason tumbles down the totem pole into 6th.

Puttin’ on the Ritz (ADAM) vs The Josh Allen Show (CHRIS)

The less said about this massacre, the better. Chris’ team was on the warpath, with every player putting on a show worthy of the annual harvest festival. Meanwhile, Adam’s squad looked like they were on a forced march through a desert, barely clinging to life.

At this point, Chris may as well rename his team "The Brock Purdy Show" or "The Derrick Henry Show," because it’s clear this isn’t just the "Josh Allen Show" anymore. Adam is falling faster than a broken treaty, and though he’s still in 3rd, the vultures are circling. Chris, on the other hand, is riding high in 2nd place.

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And that’s it for Week 6! This Indigenous Peoples Day has shown us that some teams are warriors while others… well, others are just settlers in this savage land of fantasy football. With every team now tasting defeat, no one is safe from the next surprise attack. As we march toward the playoffs, the question remains: Who will be the last one standing, and who will be left as nothing but a whisper in the wind? Keep your bows and arrows sharp, because Week 7 is just around the corner! 🏹🎯