Week 7 Recap

Week 7 is in the books, and it was full of heartbreak, narrow escapes, and one or two epic collapses. Some managers clawed their way to victory by the skin of their teeth, while others had weeks so bad you’d think they’re trying to lose on purpose. Let’s get into the chaos and see who’s flying high and who’s barely holding on.

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Weekly High Score Bonus

Adam wins the weekly $10 bonus, sneaking ahead of DJ by just 5 points to claim the prize.

Biggest Blowout Bonus

Not much room for blowouts this week—most matchups were closer than your favorite pair of tight jeans after a cheat meal. Chris took down Jason by 43 points, which is impressive, but it still pales in comparison to Josh’s earth-shattering 97.65-point victory a few weeks back. Better luck next time, Chris.

Win’s a Win Bonus

We've got a new leader for the lowest winning score! Andy limped past Rob with 115.55 points, just under Josh’s Week 4 score by half a point. A win’s a win, but Andy now holds the crown for barely getting by. It may not be pretty, but it's enough to claim the lead in this illustrious category.

Survivor

Andy and Rob are dangling by a thread with their dismal Week 7 performances. Rob’s going to need a miracle—a 38-point swing—to drag Chris down into the elimination zone. Meanwhile, as long as Josh and Adam don’t completely collapse with a 50-point nosedive, they’ll be safe for another week. Time to brace for Week 8 drama.

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THE Gimpledaumus (JOSH) vs nWo4LIFE (DJ)

A Monday Night thriller that will be talked about for seasons to come. Josh did his best to secure the win, posting an impressive 148.9 points despite Jayden Daniels going down early with only 5 points. But DJ wasn’t about to let that stop him. With one of his strongest weeks yet, DJ came into Monday needing a 30-point miracle, relying on Chris Godwin and Dicker the Kicker to pull off the comeback.

When Godwin went down with a gruesome injury, it looked like DJ’s hopes were shattered along with that ankle. But this is DJ we’re talking about—the man has ice water running through his veins. With victory slipping away, he turned to the league’s most reliable weapon: The Big Swinging Dicker…. and Dicker delivered. Five straight field goals, including a clutch bomb with less than two minutes left, gave DJ an astonishing 21 points, securing the win in dramatic fashion.

DJ is now the undisputed master of late-game heroics, proving that when the pressure is on, he thrives. Cool under fire, with nerves of steel and the fantasy brilliance of a seasoned pro, DJ didn’t just win—he owned this matchup. Fantasy greatness? DJ’s already there.

The BIG Show (CHRIS) vs Trash Panda (JASON)

Jason is back at it again with another week of pure dumpster fire. Does he even care? Looking at his lineup, it’s a disaster: 2 points, 4 points, 5 points, and a glorious -5 points. Somehow, he still can’t break 100. Chris even tried to throw him a lifeline, starting Deebo Samuel, who left the game with a goose egg, but the rest of Chris’s squad put on a true Big Show. Now, Chris is tied for 1st place and holding the tiebreaker with Points For. Meanwhile, Jason’s squad is sinking faster than quicksand in 8th place.

Tua-Tang Clan (MATT) vs Puttin’ on the Ritz (ADAM)

This one was a heavyweight slugfest. Adam jumped out to an early lead behind Jalen Hurts, Kenneth Walker, and Justin Jefferson, each putting up 20+ points. Matt didn’t go down without a fight, though, with most of his team playing on Monday night, making Adam sweat bullets. Baker Mayfield, JK Dobbins, Marvin Harrison, Zay Flowers, Justin Tucker, and the Chargers D all gave it their best, but it wasn’t enough. Adam held on for the win, and Matt falls short again, staying stuck in 7th place. Adam is tied for 1st but still has some catching up to do in the Points For race.

Team Cady (ROB) vs Tua 3, 4 Concussions (ANDY)

In a triumph of the middling, a nod to mediocrity, a rebuke to the exemplary, Rob and Andy duked it out in a low-scoring mess that looked more like a toddler slap fight than a fantasy football matchup. Rob can at least blame his performance on having three players on bye, while Andy somehow squeaked out a win, despite also being a complete mess. The only saving grace for Andy? He’s now in the lead for that sweet, sweet Win’s a Win Bonus.

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Week 7 brought plenty of edge-of-your-seat moments, miraculous comebacks, and the usual mix of triumph and disaster. Some teams soared to new heights, while others crashed and burned in spectacular fashion. As the standings shift and rivalries heat up, Week 8 promises even more drama, questionable decisions, and unexpected heroes. Buckle up—this season is just getting started!